Introductions, anyone?

Oh God. I remember my elementary days, when teachers would force us oh-so-innocent and timid children to step on their pedestals and give an enthusiastic introduction to the class. The pressure I had to put up with everytime that happened? you’ll never know. But now, I have matured (at least I would like to think so) and I am going to formally give you, my beloved reader, an introduction.

Me: Hi people!

You: Hu u? aSL pOh!…..? ^^

Who am I? Well, the fact that I don’t know who any of you guys are, gives me even more reason not to tell you my name. And if you do know me, that just justifies the reality that I don’t need to introduce myself, doesn’t it? I know, you probably think I’m this 40-ish year old freak who’s got nothing better to do during free time but to rant on about life and the dullness of it all.

Not a bad guess, I probably would be that in a few years or so. My gender? Would you rather find out that I’m a hot chick who’s a can’t-spell-right-but-I’ll-give-you-my-number type? Or that I’m the usual oh-so-thoughtful-boy-next-door type who’s searching for love? To be fair with your wild imaginations, I’ll keep you hanging for now. So as not to give you a difficult time in guessing my location, I live in the Philippines, that gives you around 7,107 islands to choose from. Easy right? No? Darn.

Well, we’re done with the basics. Let me give you an idea on what kind of person of who you are being very patient with. I like art, and I pretty much want to become a painter some day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not delusional; I’m not aiming for anything like the works of Michael Angelo or Leonardo da Vinci. Being able to paint something worthy of a second glance with oil on canvas is enough.

I love cartoons, caramel bars and hello panda. What? You think I’m shallow? Those are the first few things that popped into my head, give me a break, I’m hungry and KND is showing on the television, so please spare me the lecture.

I’m not the ‘all I want in life is world peace’ type, but wouldn’t you agree that the world, especially this country, would do so much better without all those selfish politicians (I just saw the news a while ago, so again, I beg of you not to take it against me). I mean, where can you find honest and true politicians? Only in comics, i guess.

Another thing I despise is Gargoyle Grammar with sticky caps. What is Gargoyle Grammar, you ask? I iS tiNking it Is bEiNg beRy oBiuS, DoN’t yOu tiNk? coZz datS wHat I iS tinkiNg; As you can see, it matches well with sticky caps. Well, you get the point. Oops! I gotta go, need to hunt for pandas. So much for the introduction, I’ll make it up to you another time! Wait, one more thing, I would love an e-mail, tell me what you think, no matter how boring or crazy it is. Too lazy? Fine, a comment will do.